O man. Life has been OK. The rents have been fighting a lot but I don't know how much that really surprises me anymore. The master cleanse was terrible. There was nothing awesome about that cleanse whatsoever. I have been reading up a storm. I have been able to become a reviewer for a blog which should be nice. Also, I have submitted my resume to a company that would never have me.
You would think with all this that life is basically.. NOT AWESOME. I find life is just fine day to day. I'm even happy most of the time.
Monday, May 16, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Entry 2
Ugh.
Yesterday I started the Master Cleanse. Its basically a diet that consists of lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne pepper. That part is not so bad. It doesn't make me hungry or anything. I just drink as much as I can (which happens to be the bare minimum) and go about my day.
However, day two means that you have to initiate a salt water flush. Gross. Fucking gross for that matter. It is two teaspoons of sea salt in a liter of water. It doesn't sound like it would be a lot of salt... but it is. Imagine drinking sea water. Not awesome. Basically, since this substance is impossible for your system to absorb, it pushes it out quite fast. Yes, in the exact way you're thinking. Too bad I cant drink that much water. So I wasn't able to get all of it down. I got a good portion of it down and then dumped the rest before I vomited. It took almost an hour for it to work. I am thinking because I didn't finish all of it. I am hoping that's why anyway. Fml if I need to add more water.
Anyway, this is going on for ten days. Hopefully I make it. Time to try and finish drinking the first one for the day.
Yesterday I started the Master Cleanse. Its basically a diet that consists of lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne pepper. That part is not so bad. It doesn't make me hungry or anything. I just drink as much as I can (which happens to be the bare minimum) and go about my day.
However, day two means that you have to initiate a salt water flush. Gross. Fucking gross for that matter. It is two teaspoons of sea salt in a liter of water. It doesn't sound like it would be a lot of salt... but it is. Imagine drinking sea water. Not awesome. Basically, since this substance is impossible for your system to absorb, it pushes it out quite fast. Yes, in the exact way you're thinking. Too bad I cant drink that much water. So I wasn't able to get all of it down. I got a good portion of it down and then dumped the rest before I vomited. It took almost an hour for it to work. I am thinking because I didn't finish all of it. I am hoping that's why anyway. Fml if I need to add more water.
Anyway, this is going on for ten days. Hopefully I make it. Time to try and finish drinking the first one for the day.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Entry 1
Crap. Where do I start? Seriously.
Ok. Let's start with the fact that I am almost 24, I have no boyfriend and a shitty job. The shitty job is definitely my fault. I went to work for my step-father when I was just out of high school and now I make too much here in order to find another job that I qualify for in this fucking awful economy.
The no boyfriend thing is my fault too. I broke up with him a year ago. No, I dont miss him. I miss the idea of him. I miss having a boyfriend, not him in particular. Thats why I havent gone after him.
I love to read. It is a great past time of mine. I read in order to escape my pretty boring life. I read all sorts of stuff. Except history books and biographies. Yuck. I even like M/M books. They are hot. I like M/F romance, fantasy, young adult. They are all awesome.
The one thing I am extremely proud about in my life is the friends I've got. My bestie (A) is absolutely awesome. She is there for me when no one else is. She is tough on me when she thinks she knows best. And is always there for me even if I fuck up. Shes awesome.
My good friend (R) is something else. She is so damn stubborn its crazy and shes with a shitty boyfriend. One she is currently moving in with. Ugh, why do this to youtself honey? I know you want to get out, but COME ON!
Anyway, in a nut shell, THAT'S ME!
Ok. Let's start with the fact that I am almost 24, I have no boyfriend and a shitty job. The shitty job is definitely my fault. I went to work for my step-father when I was just out of high school and now I make too much here in order to find another job that I qualify for in this fucking awful economy.
The no boyfriend thing is my fault too. I broke up with him a year ago. No, I dont miss him. I miss the idea of him. I miss having a boyfriend, not him in particular. Thats why I havent gone after him.
I love to read. It is a great past time of mine. I read in order to escape my pretty boring life. I read all sorts of stuff. Except history books and biographies. Yuck. I even like M/M books. They are hot. I like M/F romance, fantasy, young adult. They are all awesome.
The one thing I am extremely proud about in my life is the friends I've got. My bestie (A) is absolutely awesome. She is there for me when no one else is. She is tough on me when she thinks she knows best. And is always there for me even if I fuck up. Shes awesome.
My good friend (R) is something else. She is so damn stubborn its crazy and shes with a shitty boyfriend. One she is currently moving in with. Ugh, why do this to youtself honey? I know you want to get out, but COME ON!
Anyway, in a nut shell, THAT'S ME!
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