Ugh.
Yesterday I started the Master Cleanse. Its basically a diet that consists of lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne pepper. That part is not so bad. It doesn't make me hungry or anything. I just drink as much as I can (which happens to be the bare minimum) and go about my day.
However, day two means that you have to initiate a salt water flush. Gross. Fucking gross for that matter. It is two teaspoons of sea salt in a liter of water. It doesn't sound like it would be a lot of salt... but it is. Imagine drinking sea water. Not awesome. Basically, since this substance is impossible for your system to absorb, it pushes it out quite fast. Yes, in the exact way you're thinking. Too bad I cant drink that much water. So I wasn't able to get all of it down. I got a good portion of it down and then dumped the rest before I vomited. It took almost an hour for it to work. I am thinking because I didn't finish all of it. I am hoping that's why anyway. Fml if I need to add more water.
Anyway, this is going on for ten days. Hopefully I make it. Time to try and finish drinking the first one for the day.
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